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Peace Among Worlds

What the (burp) heck was that? It’s so stupid, Morty! Wh-why-why would I do anything for the President of the United States? I don’t care about him. I only helped out with the Cromulon situation because the Earth would have been destroyed. Do you know how disruptive that would have been to my work? Now I’m harrassing this jerk on priiiinciple? You said you didn’t want the selfie. Didn’t I just say that an adventure requires stakes and a way for me to benefit? And now I’m solving the middle east peace process for fun?

I mean… okay, but it’s not what I wanted.

Rick and Morty talking to the President of the United States and some military officers in a jungle.


I’m addicted to Blizzard’s Hearthstone. Which is weird because I despise card games. Maybe not having to handle the physical cards is helpful? Or the simple-yet-complex strategy of the game itself? I’ve tried Magic the Gathering but it didn’t stick with me. I like how a game of Hearthstone can be over quickly so you’re not staring down two dozen cards in various orientations.

The other love of my life is Archer. While playing Hearthstone last night I wondered what the ISIS crew would make of this game. So here are some Archer-themed Hearthstone cards and effect ideas.

I swear, if my next Expert pack doesn't have the Pyroclast card I will literally die

Summer beach parties are coming

Thoughts while watching season one, episode one of Game of Thrones.

  • They don’t hire Wall watchmen for their creativity. “No, I’m not a deserter. I’m a messenger. The white monsters or whatever are definitely coming back. Here, I drew you a picture of one. Hey. Hey, why are you resting your chin mournfully on your sword?”
  • “When they die, you will bury them yourselves” - new Petco slogan
  • Catelyn Tully: “The raven brought more news.”
    Ned Stark (internal): “Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.”